bigbadbennet45 @ 2007-07-16T13:05:00

2007-07-16T17:11:49Z

General

Name: Peepl call me HRG, (but u can call meh Noah <3).
Gender: I'm a DOOD, dood.
Age: I'm old. :/
Birthday: Too long ago2 remmbr.
Place of Residence: Whrrevvr mah Claire-brr is, lol.
Ability: OMG I have eyes so shmexy they ~~kill peepl~~ make dem gasm, rofl.
Monetary Situation: You likes to donate plz?
Affiliations/Organizations: ~~Ur mom.~~
Side of the Conflict and Why: I'm my own side, DUH.
Nationality: White.
Occupation White.

Appearance

Height: Taller than joo.
Weight: Not as fet as crimsonxxsoul, lawl.
Eye Colour: The flash. FOR REULZ!
Hair Colour & Style: Awesome, it was it says int he encyclopedia.
Build: Morully grey, lol.
Skin Colour: Morally grey.
Clothing Style: Badass.
Distinguishing Marks: I'M KINDA EFFING BADASS. ~~Didn't I just say that?~~

Family

Parents: I wuz bron of teh Force lulz.
Siblings: I can't have no siblings, cuz I stole all teh good ~~jeans~~ genes.
Significant Other: ~~Ur mom~~ Ohhhh, my wifey Sandra ~~and dotter Claire-bear ROFL~~. &hearts
Children: I & hearts my dotter Claire-berr, and I haz a sun Lyle (it's a good thing he's not gaaaaaay pr anythgn cuz I'd ttly kill him, lawl.
Brief Family History: I carnt tell u, cuz I mite get killd.

Personality

First Impression (others have of you): I'm kinda badass.
Life Philosophy: I have no philsfy. I PWN SOLS.
General Behavior: DIDN'T I ALREADY SAY BADASS LIEK A MILxs?
Quirks & Habits: ~~I LUUUUUUUUUV MY DOTTER.~~
Flaws: I HAS NO FLAWS. I RAWK.
Likes: ~~My dotter? ROFL~~ I like rice.
Dislikes: If my sun werr gaaaaaay. I also think tht emo Petrelli-kid is kinda not alrite.

Social/Romantic

Close Friendships: I don't have frends. I keel dem. ;___;
Known Enemies: They're all ded, too. Good thng that Silur guy got shanked.
Sexuality: I like gurls.
Turn Ons: Ur mom.
Turn Offs: You.
Past Relationships: Too many to cunt. Dey wur all 1-sied'd bak in mah webstripprz days.
Attitude Toward Sex: Y plz?
Attitude Toward Love: OMG ther's a diff?

The Fun Stuff

Favorite drink order: I liek scotch and coke, ROFL.
How many drinks does it take you to get drunk?: A LOT.
To pass out face-down in a puddle of lukewarm beer?: EVN MOAR.
Truth or Dare?: OMG DARE. I'M BADASS LIEK DAT.
Name the three characters you'd most like to bed: ~~My dotter Claire~~ No one rilly. Not evn mah wiiife.
Describe your first sexual encounter: OMG it wuz maaajik.
Share a dirty secret with the group: I wud, but I mite hafta keel joo.

PAYPUR SAYLZMN BY DAI...

bigbadbennet45 @ 2007-07-16T13:05:00